You know what gets me every time? Esterella with the warming pan. Not just whytf do they have one? but WTF ARE YOU DOING? THEy'RE FOR WARMING THE SHEETS BEFORE USE AND YOU TAKE IT OUT BEFORE THE SLEEPER GETS IN! ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE YOUR MISTRESS 2ND DEGREE BURNS OR WHAT?

It's the '1669; not a good year for music...' thing all over again.