concertigrossi

The Author returned to her computer at the appointed time to find a curious scene in her Green Room: the sofa and all but three of the chairs had been rearranged around the television, and every seat was occupied by an engrossed man in uniform. Caroline, Eleanor and Elizabeth, looking bored out of their minds, occupied the few remaining chairs and were facing away from the TV. Elizabeth looked up at The Author’s entrance.

“Good Lord. I can’t believe they expect us to think the ship’s leaving that kind of a wake when the sails are completely slack. It’s not like it’s heeling…” grumbled James, pointing at the screen.

“Please.. we’re begging you..” said Elizabeth.

“Well, what do you expect? They were trying to use an octant as a sextant in that other scene…” replied Andrew.

Seething at this interruption, Elizabeth looked back at The Author and continued. “PLEASE take “Master and Commander” out of the DVD collection. This is the third time today.”

Ah. I hadn’t thought of that… they haven’t found the Hornblower series yet, have they?

“The WHAT?” asked Caroline.

Em. Never mind. Look… said The Author, I’ll give you some counter-ammunition. And three DVD sets appeared in Elizabeth’s lap.

“’Pride and Prejudice?’ ‘Sense and Sensibility?’ ‘Little Women?’” Elizabeth gave The Author a skeptical stare.

Try them out tomorrow. Trust me on this.